This tumblr is all 'bout it

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Lesson nº5: Always protect you beloved ones.

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Lesson nº5: Always protect you beloved ones.

jesusmanero: y m c a Lesson nº3: Never tell religious jokes...

Thu, 21 Jul 2011 11:10:33 -0300

jesusmanero:

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Lesson nº3: Never tell religious jokes to religious people of the same religion as the joke, they hate it and will sue you/or rape your ears with religious phrases.

First impression of Minecraft

Tue, 19 Jul 2011 19:45:05 -0300

Day 1:

Log on minecraft for the first time. Spend 5 minutes writing a name for your file. Wake up on island. Punch trees, dirt and rock. The sun goes down. Notice that should have done a house or something close. Starts to walk towards a random direction while everything gets darker and darker. Spot a glowing light and some animal. Discover that the light comes from a ‘magical’ lava pit on ground level. Get happy and decide not to kill those animals close to you. Start to watch the game environment while close to the lava. Spot a skeleton and shout -dude WTF?- notice an arrow coming at your direction. Evade the arrow and go to the skeleton to kill ‘it’. Kill the skeleton. 3 hearts left (just like Zelda). Get fucking scared. Start to run in circles for nothing. Moon start to go down and daylight appears once again.

-Fucking pause the game and search for “minecraft wiki”. Read about construction basics and shout “Damn”-

Day 2:

Start to build stuff made of wood.(…)

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From advice dog facebook page.

Tue, 19 Jul 2011 17:30:05 -0300

From advice dog facebook page.

How to NOT build a castle

Mon, 18 Jul 2011 19:47:00 -0300

Make a huge, beautiful castle. Forget to build a main door. Build a door to your bedroom. only light your bedroom cause you got out of torches. Go sleep.

Wake up happy. Look outside your door. Observe more than 20 fucking monsters inside your castle. Freak out inside your room for 10 seconds. Decide to kill all those monsters like a boss. Open your door. Run like hell and start killing spiders and skeletons. After the spiders and skeletons are gone, start to kill the goddamn creepers. ALL the creepers start to make the explosion sound. Remember that you’re playing in hard mode. RUN LIKE HELL OUT OF YOUR HOUSE. almost all creepers explode. kill the remaining creepers.

Get happy once again and look forward. Notice that your castle is destoyed. Delete minecraft from you HD.

Lesson nº 8: Don’t stare at hers boobs all the time, you...

Mon, 18 Jul 2011 13:53:20 -0300

Lesson nº 8: Don’t stare at hers boobs all the time, you will start to say stupid stuff.

"Dear Non looping GIFs: You fucked my [F5]."

Mon, 18 Jul 2011 13:36:00 -0300

“Dear Non looping GIFs: You fucked my [F5].”

Smart Kid

Mon, 18 Jul 2011 11:38:24 -0300

Smart Kid

FUCKING PHOTONS. NEVER ALONE.

Sun, 17 Jul 2011 21:42:00 -0300

FUCKING PHOTONS. NEVER ALONE.

Sex war? We. r the champions

Sun, 17 Jul 2011 21:07:00 -0300

OK, they have bigger AND longer orgasms, they are hotter, they are prettier, it’s much easier for them to be pretty/hot, they have bigger chests, they can flirt with anyone, they can shop cook and talk like no one, almost no one laughs at them for beein masculine/gay, if they’re gay teens love them, if they’re bisexuals EVERYBODY loves them, they can drink FOR FREE and get goddamn discounts on parties, they can stay all day long on the computer without being geeks/nerds, they can hold hunger, they can use hormones as an excuse and they’re in a bigger number.

But WE can pee while standing up.

We rock. Congrats for all living males in this fucking planet, now you can die happy.

This tumblr is all ‘bout it, not being male, but being a PRO.